Did we have "beverage" as a topic?
It'll quench ya!
It's the quenchiest!
Warning: prohibited substance in all four nations. Contains mescaline. Can cause hallucianions, loss of balance, permanent brain damage and addiction. Do not consume during pregnancy, before bending or before operating heavy machinery. Keep locked up and out of the reach of children at all time. Do not empty into drains; dispose of substance and container in a safe way. In case of fire and/or explosion do not breathe fumes.